Show me the New Way, Matthew Pinfield!!! Save me from your Hellfire!!!

All Tar, No Key

Deal with it.

And to our left is Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band. This must have been a ridiculously great time, even with the rumors of a prison-like experience while rehearsing for Trout Mask Replica. Whatevs, the dude on the right with the 'fro is the shit.

You'll then notice John French, the man under the bridge at the bottom of the photo.

The man knows how to play the drums, but my true turning point was a cut from the Mirrorman Sessions. "Kandy Korn" is an epic ride, guided by the thumping and cracking drums, jangly guitar patterns and strange, brief group vocals.

John French drums like a man possessed, and indeed, he probably was. Eventually, because of Christ's calling/being broke, French left the Magic Band and disappeared into relative anonymity.

He stormed back for the brilliant Doc at the Radar Station. Becoming disenchanted once more, Beefheart's chief musical lieutenant pulled out, never to play with him again.

Only the drum set-up remains...

Alright, I couldn't find one of those dorky diagrams, but whatevs, the dude fucking rules, even as an old man.

This post is quickly dissolving into nothing.

Quick, look at this!

Big Things Floppin'

What a weekend it's been. I'm sure none of you are interested in what I did this weekend. If you look to your right, my activity of choice is noted.

If I still had any copies of Arkanoid 2: Revenge of the Doh I would've been on that shit as well.

Let's see, I just wanted to clarify the randomness that has ensconsed the previous posts. This blog is meant to satisfy some specific hungers besides the obvious. Life is fun and full of funnery. The internet has created a surplus of this inanity.

Plus, this guy.



This guy is the greatest, and fuck you for thinking any other way.

Anyways, because this is a site set up to make fun of bad reviews, I feel it's appropriate to set down my opinions so, after I'm done skewering someone for inserting their opinions into a review, you can see mine, and then become confused. I've recently got some comments. This means that I have some research to do.

More reviews to be pilfered! More critics to be reviled!

Also, to say Coldplay is passable is playing into their hands. Their music is just that. The obvious is being stated.

Coldplay is Passable as Radiohead is Good

Can you tell that I almost failed out of math?